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• I just got dumped, because I didn’t want to “share my feelings”. FML
  But then someone sent me this video:
  http://www.atom.com/funny_videos/take_you_home/?xrs=orea_craig_youhome
  MLIG!

  July 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I met this cute girl a few weeks ago. We started talking and it seemed that we clicked. She then told me she was really into WOW. Seemed like the perfect girl for a number of guys. The problem? I don’t play WOW. So she plays WOW while I wait for her to finish. FML

  July 10, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • 143 5:02 pm on July 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Lol go play maplestory

  • cougar_pride89 9:47 pm on July 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    runescape>maplestory

  • 61543 10:49 pm on July 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    +1 for runescape

  • GuyWithWOWGirl 12:15 am on July 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    No thanks. I don’t really have time for online games anymore. She doesn’t play them anyway.

• I took AP calculus in high school, I bombed the placement test, I will be taking math 111 this fall FML

  July 10, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:25 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Well you’ll be happy about that once you get to the calc series.

  • Anonymous 12:13 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Wow. I thought I bombed the placement test by getting 1 point below being able to take 124.

• I could not get an internship and I got a 4.00 CUM GPA this quarter in ENGR. FML

  June 18, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • stuff it! 9:21 pm on June 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    HAHA you think ur special!

  • Darkersun 2:42 am on June 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Doubtful you took all ENGR classes.

  • Buddha 9:03 pm on June 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Try to balance your life out a little bit

• Is in Professor Normans chemistry class… FML

  June 7, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 6:07 pm on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Oh my god, I know, I know.

    • Ps 10:35 am on June 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      OMG! He sucks.

      • boo 162 2:49 pm on June 14, 2010 Permalink
        

        ya, grades up=I want to kill myself. I have never put so much work into such a mediocre grade in my entire life.

• It’s 3 a.m., I have an 8:30 final in 5 hours. F my procrastination and FML.

  June 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I wish I can be like one of those buff azns at the IMA. FML

  June 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • john doe 1:55 pm on June 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    This was no doubt posted by a moderately strong asian at the IMA.

  • ANONY 6:22 pm on June 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I bet this person has something to do with the facebook group called “IMA Buff Azns”

• After spending a year in Seattle and coming home to Yakima for the first time in a year, I’ve realized that my family are a bunch of rednecks. FML

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I had no idea finals are next week. Maybe I should go to class at least for this week… FML

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I have a lot of final papers to do, and here I am singing along to songs on YouTube. FML

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• They asked for my ID at Hubway…Since when was there a minimum age to buy a sandwich? FML

  May 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • poopscoop 10:29 am on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    They probably did it to verify the credit card was yours, not to see if you were qualified to buy a sandwhich r-tard

  • Anonymous 2:00 am on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fail!

• I slept in Odegaard last night. I came over to Odegaard since Drumheller Fountain was too cold. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • to be? 3:20 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You might want to read your comment again.

• My girlfriend and I tried to rent a study room in Odegaard. The librarian said, “if i hear any reports of moaning from that room, I’m calling the cops on you”. Sadly, he knew what I was going to do there. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • HereComesTheSun 3:21 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahahahaha should have hidden your girlfriend

• I do research on crows for Professor Marzluff. I put bands on the crows. Unfortunately, the crows recognize my face and always call in their friends to harass me whenever i go. So I always have to wear a face mask to class. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • JuggaloCentral 3:23 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why not wear face paint and say you’re a Juggalo?

  • S 10:54 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahaha. I saw this presentation in the Wildlife Seminar! FYL.

• there is nothing better then hearing your neighbor bang a hot chick when your not getting any. FML

  May 22, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • YouFail 11:14 am on May 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you’re

    • Incomplete 3:22 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      you’re?