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• Today, I was fixing my bra inside my shirt at the very back of the class, thinking no one would notice. The Professor thought I had a question. Everyone in the lecture room turned around and stared at me with my hands inside my shirt. FML

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I eat 1101 food. FML

  February 17, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Mr. Bojangles. 11:19 am on February 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I can relate.

  • aldkfjadlkfjewrio 7:20 pm on August 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    is it that bad?

• Today, my girlfriend of 2 years told me she was pregnant.I started freaking out, so she put her arm around me and said, “Don’t worry, it’s not yours”. FML

  February 17, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • JWK 10:30 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    LOL that sucks man

  • GettingBetterAllTheTime 10:34 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That does not make things better.. Sucks man

  • mu-baby 11:05 pm on February 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • kkk 4:16 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    tragedy

  • HeroTime[1FaM] 1:14 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    DAMN. Sucks for you.

• I’m taking Hist 209: History of Christianity. There are only 3 tests in the whole quarter. If I fail one, I fail the whole class. God does not forgive. FML

  January 21, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• In my stats quiz section, the TA was reviewing for the final which is like 25% of your grade. When somebody asked her what a major term meant on the final review sheet she said: “hmmmmm I’m not sure. I don’t really know.” FML

  February 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I met my boyfriend’s family recently. His grandpa told me “my grandson has good taste.” I smiled. He added, “when did you graduate from WSU?” I said “WSU? I graduated from Central.” He said “I swore his mother said you’re a Cougar!” My boyfriend is a 19 undergrad. I’m a 30 year old grad student. FML

  February 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • whoosh 11:18 pm on February 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you are a cougar, silly!

  • HotterThanHell 4:03 pm on February 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    yeah I don’t get how you didn’t see that coming.

• I accidentally rubbed my eye in the chick embryo lab in Bio200 without washing my hands. I may or may not have salmonella now. FML.

  February 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I accidentally dropped 10 mg of Adderall XR onto the ground, and a drumheller mallard promptly ate it. FML.

  February 12, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 11:34 pm on February 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    …happy duck.

• Today I went on what I thought was a date with a girl I had a huge crush on. Partway through the date she casually mentions that her boyfriend has a similar sweatshirt as mine. FML.

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • G 2:40 pm on February 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    That means partway through the date, you fucked up. hahahahaha

• I overnighted at Odegaard in order to cram for my math midterm today. Unfortunately, I fell asleep at 3 AM, someone stole my alarm clock, and I woke up, 8 hours later, to a missed math midterm. I’m going to fail my class. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • JW 3:25 pm on February 8, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahahaha that sucks!!

  • sh 10:43 pm on February 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You can still drop it…

• I’m a biochem major. FML

  January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I realized the thing I look forward to most about the weekend is that my roommate going home so I have a chance to look at porn… FML

  February 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • JWK 1:59 pm on February 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m sure a ton of guys that live in dorm agree with you LOL

• Today, I realized that the only time there’s a girl in my bed is when my roommate brings one over. FML

  February 22, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I stared at the Drumheller ducks for too long and ended up late to my midterm exam. FML.

  February 5, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • asdf 2:57 pm on February 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    hahaha

  • HeroTime[1FaM] 7:54 pm on February 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    GG

• No matter how much I sleep at night… I still fall asleep in all my classes. FML

  February 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:48 pm on February 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ME TOO