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• I have a lot of final papers to do, and here I am singing along to songs on YouTube. FML

  June 1, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• They asked for my ID at Hubway…Since when was there a minimum age to buy a sandwich? FML

  May 27, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • poopscoop 10:29 am on May 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    They probably did it to verify the credit card was yours, not to see if you were qualified to buy a sandwhich r-tard

  • Anonymous 2:00 am on June 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    fail!

• I slept in Odegaard last night. I came over to Odegaard since Drumheller Fountain was too cold. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • to be? 3:20 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    You might want to read your comment again.

• My girlfriend and I tried to rent a study room in Odegaard. The librarian said, “if i hear any reports of moaning from that room, I’m calling the cops on you”. Sadly, he knew what I was going to do there. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • HereComesTheSun 3:21 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahahahaha should have hidden your girlfriend

• I do research on crows for Professor Marzluff. I put bands on the crows. Unfortunately, the crows recognize my face and always call in their friends to harass me whenever i go. So I always have to wear a face mask to class. FML.

  May 23, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • JuggaloCentral 3:23 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Why not wear face paint and say you’re a Juggalo?

  • S 10:54 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hahaha. I saw this presentation in the Wildlife Seminar! FYL.

• there is nothing better then hearing your neighbor bang a hot chick when your not getting any. FML

  May 22, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • YouFail 11:14 am on May 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you’re

    • Incomplete 3:22 pm on May 23, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      you’re?

• I was at a party last weekend and threw up in front of lots of my sorority’s guys friends. I farted at the same time. They all pretended not to hear it, and then laughed. FML

  May 21, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • GAHAHAH 11:15 am on May 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    LOL I know you!

• I’m about to graduate and i have never gone to a single college party…FML

  May 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• im at school now
  and this cute girl is by my side i got a boner! and she saw it FML

  May 19, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Ninja 12:06 pm on May 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Fail for not knowing how to hide a boner.

• i hate school

  May 17, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • School's Out 3:42 am on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    And school hates you

• Failed my midterm for ESS 101 Geography… so much for the ‘easy class’ FML

  May 17, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • UWRejectsHere 3:43 am on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Thought about WASU?

  • Anonymous 7:44 am on May 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    it geology buddy not geography. that probably why you failed it. study for the wrong class eh?

• i took music theory because all of my friends said they got 4.0 but i ‘ve already failed mid term. FML

  May 16, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • RockAndRollBaby 3:46 am on May 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Maybe that’s because they were musically inclined and you weren’t?

• im starting to think im retarded this is my third time taking this class and im still failing! but i need it for my pre reqs! FML

  May 16, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • UWReject? 3:46 am on May 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Go to WASU

  • Hmmm 3:44 pm on May 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I hope you’re already in your major, because if you aren’t I bet even if you do pass it won’t make a difference.

• Today I did a marathon of precalculus. Six hours without a single break, and I’m still not done. Plus a midterm in two days. Typical. FML

  May 11, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:13 pm on May 14, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Need help! Give me call!

  • dood 11:44 pm on May 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    wtf? precalc is the easiest class ever

    • EasyMath=Fail 3:39 am on May 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I would agree if he was talking about business pre calc which is hella easy. The only reason why I got a lower grade was because I got careless from the simplicity of it. I don’t know about Math 120 but people tell me that 124 is way easier.

• i woke up late for my midterm this morning I missed the first bus, panicking i ran for the stops before mine only to see the bus come and having to run back only to miss the dam bus! i got to class late and realized i had THREE pieces of GUM stuck on my shoe! and a 0 for missing my midterm… yay! FML

  April 30, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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