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  • Student Loans. FML

    November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -0

     
  • Rejected from Foster. FML

    November 14, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -0

     
    • uwuw 12:07 pm on November 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      That sucks what was your gpa?

  • After taking ochem 237 with Anderson, I think I “have to” take 238 with him as well…FML

    November 14, 2011 | 4 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 11:05 pm on November 16, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      No you don’t dude, Maly is teaching this winter. One of the best chem profs out there.

      • Anonymous 3:23 pm on November 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Is Maly teaching both sections? I got into B too :(

      • Anonymous 10:48 pm on November 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply

        Boydston>Maly>>>Others

        • Anonymous 7:03 pm on November 20, 2011 Permalink

          True dat.

  • UW’s servers. FML

    November 12, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -0

     
  • I’m AZN but I’m not buff so I feel like I can’t go to the IMA. FML.

    November 12, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +18 / -11

     
    • pangge 4:14 pm on November 28, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I’m a fat AZN. I’m still going to the IMA. After I finish this cookie…

  • Wow I just realized I needed to take a prereq to get into a class… its only offered once a year now I have to wait till next year to graduate! Paying for 1 extra quarter of classes I DO NOT NEED! Just what I needed. FML

    November 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -5

     
  • I got denied my line of credit and have no way to pay for winter quarter. Outside the bank a fellow UW student got into his Maserati. FML.

    November 7, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -0

     
  • I spent my past 2 hours on UWFML when I should’ve been studying. FML

    November 3, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -9

     
    • God 12:45 pm on November 4, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      We know you are lying because there isn’t 2 hours worth of reading material here

    • uwuw 12:02 am on November 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Haha damn owned !

  • A week ago a “friend” copied my entire homework an hour before it was due. Today we got our grades back she got a 96 I got an 86. WTF?!? FML

    November 3, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +9 / -1

     
  • Econ 300. FML

    November 3, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -4

     
    • Anonymous 3:35 pm on November 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Same. Whose section do you have?

    • S 7:10 pm on November 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      It’s a tough class. If you like macro more than micro though, stick around for Econ 301! I found 301 to be easier to grasp.

  • I didn’t expect to see my boyfriend this afternoon, so I indulged in a raw garlic salad…but to my surprise, he greeted me this afternoon with a kiss and was unpleasantly surprised. FML

    November 3, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -1

     
    • uofdub 3:12 pm on November 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      That’s effed you could of given him a warning. You wouldn’t be my gf if I had to deal with you lol

    • Anonymous 7:50 pm on November 27, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      YEAH YOU BITCH I WOULD DUMP YOU STRAIGHT UP FOR EATING GARLIC

  • I have a huge crush on this guy in my asian studies class….and every time I try to make eye contact with him, he never notices :( FML

    October 31, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -4

     
    • Randolf 3:59 pm on October 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Mystery of the orient…i getchu.

    • skeptic 7:07 pm on October 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      are you cross-eyed?

  • Taking 20 credits was a parasite on my social life. FML

    October 31, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -2

     
    • i know how you feel 1:59 pm on October 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Haha I did that last winter. Good luck! :-D

    • dr. oz 7:10 pm on October 31, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      and your health.

  • All the money I saved during my summer internship is gone. Thanks a lot for raising tuition, state of Washington. FML

    October 17, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +5 / -1

     
  • My teacher was talking about how managers at an accounting firm don’t make that much, but apparently they make double digits more than my entire family does. FML

    October 17, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     
    • Anonymous 2:42 pm on October 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      managers AT an accounting firm…or accountants. there’s a difference. One who would manage accountants would be paid significantly less than accountants themselves.

    • Anonymous 5:21 pm on October 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      Managers AT an accounting firm. He said they make $75-$85k per year, which is double digits more than my entire family makes…

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