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• I’ve learned more from 90s r&b than I have from any of my life experiences. FML

  October 14, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I am sitting in a OS lecture, and cant understand a word. The prof is talking in a weird English that i cant understand. One big project is due next week. FML

  October 13, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:56 am on October 15, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    send them an email and ask for clarification (or your TA)

• I like this girl but she’s taller than me …FML

  October 12, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:49 pm on October 12, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    so? that happened to a friend of mine…he occasionally wore platform shoes

  • Anonymous 10:17 pm on November 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    you are a retard!! f your life indeed!

• Today I guess I looked a little *too* nonthreatening while eating my lunch outside. A squirrel tried to climb up me in an attempt to share my sandwich. FML

  October 11, 2011 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • playdo 12:56 pm on October 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I fucking love the UW squirrels

• Today is the first day of fall quarter, and we already have MATH homework and online quiz DUE tomorrow?!! WTF?!!! FML

  September 29, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 9:43 pm on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Welcome to college.

    • Bert 3:47 am on January 13, 2012 Permalink | Reply
      

      Appreciation for this infoarmiotn is over 9000-thank you!

  • Eliana 6:54 pm on October 5, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    well yeah….this ain’t first grade

  • uncut>cut 3:01 pm on October 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    well what did you expect? spend the whole week doing scavenger hunts?

  • an0n 10:38 pm on October 9, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    quiz = probably a review.. quit the whining

• HFS put a bandwidth limit on their residence hall and apartment residents. My love affair with Netflix and Pandora has been severely stunted. FML.

  September 28, 2011 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:33 am on September 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    While it does indeed suck, 14 GB per week is a lot for one person.

    • Anonymous 6:41 pm on October 8, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Well..it looks like they just upped it to 20 GB

    • Anonymous 11:37 am on October 20, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      Have you ever tried using pandora or netflix? You can go though that in a day. sucks bro

• School starts in a week, and I’ve come down with a bunch of sudden illnesses. I can barely stand to be conscious. And I haven’t even moved into my dorm yet. FML

  September 28, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• HFS Internet WTF?!? FML

  September 28, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Fall Quarter starts after tomorrow.

  September 28, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• My b*tcha** teacher wont change my grades even though she made a mistake! FML

  August 30, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• var gpa += parseInt(0.0205971277399851);
  alert(”FML!”);

  August 23, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • GG 10:49 pm on August 23, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Business IS student?? lol

  • Cudi 11:25 pm on August 29, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Can someone please explain this sorcery?

    • downs 10:54 pm on August 30, 2011 Permalink | Reply
      

      some nerd trying to explain his failure the only way he knows how…

  • Tuan 7:49 pm on September 6, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    It means even tho there is an slight increase in the gpa, it doesn’t go up at all in the gpa calculation.

  • MM 10:39 pm on January 30, 2012 Permalink | Reply
    

    Hey GG, business students are not smart enough to come up with that algorithm. Try computer science or math student.

• Thanks to the new orca powered upass I can’t commute as much as I’d like. FML

  August 23, 2011 | 5 Comments | Post Comment

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  • God 8:39 am on August 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    why not?

  • meee 9:55 am on September 13, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    because your paying to ride the bus since its orca powered and now you will have to tap your card and everytime we do so it will take money out of our accounts.

  • God 12:20 pm on September 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    It just uses the Orca scan technology I think. U-Pass is still unlimited I’m pretty sure because it’s cost is included in our Tuition

  • UW transfer 11:25 am on September 19, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    I thought the ORCA pass meant unlimited rides.

  • UPassFTW 6:45 pm on October 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s unlimited. This guy’s an idiot.

• All the chem classes are full FML

  August 21, 2011 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 10:20 am on August 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    welcome to UW!

  • Anonymous 3:02 pm on August 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    Late registration, it happens.

• I petitioned for reinstatement for fall quarter after taking Physics 122, Math 125, and my English Comp in the same quarter. The board was supposed to let me know a month ago so I could plan for school, but instead decided to cancel their July meeting. I’m still waiting. FML

  August 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• There have been no posts on here for almost a month, yet i still check this site 2+ times a day. fml

  August 16, 2011 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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